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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Twenty-two. Pisces.  New York. Indigo. Spiritual Student.

Natural hair. Fashion. Cats. Hippie Shit.

My jokes are seriously underrated.</description><title>Straight, N0 Chaser</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @straightn0chaser)</generator><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>aintnojigga:

Jay-Z, Method Man, and Redman on a Manhattan...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c167a19c3b7c03d50a9833a49835725/tumblr_mlc3gfeX8N1rrvheyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aintnojigga.tumblr.com/post/48105489361/jay-z-method-man-and-redman-on-a-manhattan" target="_blank"&gt;aintnojigga&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Jay-Z, Method Man, and Redman on a Manhattan sidewalk in 1999. Is Jay wearing Biggie’s Jesus piece?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Photographer Darbe explains: &lt;em&gt;”&lt;span&gt;They had just exited a smoke filled black SUV as I was passing by and they granted me this quick set up. I spent a lot of time around Jay-Z in the years ahead. This was one of the few times he would ever let down his guard enough to spontaneously pose for me- or many other photographers, for that matter.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51256913305</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51256913305</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:57:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"When it rains look for rainbows, when it’s night look for stars"</title><description>“When it rains look for rainbows, when it’s night look for stars”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sophie-keep-smiling.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;sophie-keep-smiling&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51254293332</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51254293332</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:19:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m889mebx0u1rqlm3xo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51251620607</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51251620607</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:41:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf77b1bbdd1543f67256d5bd39e3f6a8/tumblr_mkr30rHyzl1qh89jro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51248938237</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51248938237</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:03:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOY</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c280ebdd4f9deacf600cfb2d057c73c4/tumblr_mh2w0stUJ61r0yq4zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOY&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51246274497</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51246274497</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:25:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bohemea:

Carey Mulligan - Flaunt #127 by Stevie &amp; Mada
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a73ef9782d332c06684594e5341b673a/tumblr_mm9bgoducT1qzoaqio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/50213758443" target="_blank"&gt;bohemea&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Carey Mulligan - Flaunt #127 by Stevie &amp; Mada&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51243664377</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51243664377</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 15:47:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reislusting:

weekendchills:

Always

me

People usually get...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9313d7e7eda504dfd2d26b12caa1d3c/tumblr_meu8zzWS2W1rjuoxgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reislusting.tumblr.com/post/50204624831/weekendchills-always-me" target="_blank"&gt;reislusting&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weekendchills.tumblr.com/post/49501952825" target="_blank"&gt;weekendchills&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Always&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People usually get pissed when I do this though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51241200546</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51241200546</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 15:10:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manx6wInF91qzjl9xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51238873996</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51238873996</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 14:31:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>godlovesheart:

 Helena Christensen shot by Herb Ritts © 1996
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/757df31d00cf564d937acffc1405ce61/tumblr_mmn6n7F41t1spbp9ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://godlovesheart.tumblr.com/post/50174321854/godloves-helena-christensen-shot-by-herb-ritts-c" target="_blank"&gt;godlovesheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Helena Christensen shot by Herb Ritts © 1996&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51236716892</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51236716892</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:54:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>queennubian:

harleyhendrix:

thegoddamazon:

howtobeafuckinglady...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/402c0addd7f70c9b2227d1182f8b3c09/tumblr_mmmw7b4cYR1qbrc7uo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queennubian.tumblr.com/post/50212685283/harleyhendrix-thegoddamazon" target="_blank"&gt;queennubian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harleyhendrix.tumblr.com/post/50212561360/thegoddamazon-howtobeafuckinglady-damn-near" target="_blank"&gt;harleyhendrix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegoddamazon.tumblr.com/post/50202520916/howtobeafuckinglady-damn-near-ten-years-later" target="_blank"&gt;thegoddamazon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howtobeafuckinglady.tumblr.com/post/50200086723/damn-near-ten-years-later-and-im-still-mad" target="_blank"&gt;howtobeafuckinglady&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;damn near ten years later and im still mad :(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mine wasn’t either. :(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All my inner hoe feels :(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mine was!!! ::: shakes all the booty meat::&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51234584203</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51234584203</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:16:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petitfemmenoir.tumblr.com/post/50188390851/aye-one-time-i-owed-the-library-like-400-dollas-man" target="_blank"&gt;petitfemmenoir&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niggaimdeadass.tumblr.com/post/13759452799/aye-one-time-i-owed-the-library-like-400-dollas-man" target="_blank"&gt;niggaimdeadass&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a nigga was stressed and depressed &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;walking home like &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;luckily they had this program &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“read away your fees” or some shit like that &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my niggas. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my mother aint see me for about a month and a half. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my god I just died reading this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51232477260</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51232477260</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:38:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive...."</title><description>“And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Haruki Murakami (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabbitinthemoon.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;rabbitinthemoon&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;His name reminds me of Hakuna Matata, which is actually wonderful because this quote is amazing.  (via &lt;a href="http://sugar-nextdoor.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;sugar-nextdoor&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51229476129</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51229476129</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:42:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/334450e41b4b9c126aa85a463286b121/tumblr_mn7w0oBECM1srocbeo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51206798574</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51206798574</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 01:13:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>how 2 make a+ homestuck horns</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teyuss.tumblr.com/post/34286114274" target="_blank"&gt;teyuss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;get 2 balls of cheap string. get newspaper. get a hairband. get toilet paper. get pva. get some water. get paint.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ball up the newspaper and tie it to da hedband&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wrap string around them at different tightness&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;u now have horns&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcft9ucbcP1rn5m7v.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;paper mache dem using pva, water and toilet paper&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfsyqiuVv1rn5m7v.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;paint dem&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and u will get dis result&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcft4wwAuZ1rn5m7v.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;easy goodlookin light comfy and cheap as shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;u r welcome&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51200228989</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51200228989</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:22:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6fd5fb14e5b4ae85747a3c458f48f00/tumblr_mm1cha6FqL1rxhz9do1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51197493966</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51197493966</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:44:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yagazieemezi:

Before I attending my friend’s graduation where I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25e9c36693e112245d8dc6dbe930b30e/tumblr_mmnno1bbk11qb6jujo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yagazieemezi.tumblr.com/post/50200516257" target="_blank"&gt;yagazieemezi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Before I attending my friend’s graduation where I proceeded to get all goose-bumpy and teary because the doctorate degree titles sounded so sexy to me. Figures. I don’t cry at weddings, baby showers, etc, but I cry at commencement ceremonies. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51194551074</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51194551074</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:06:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>itsjust-insanity:

Need.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7sa1COxM1qd6b51o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsjust-insanity.tumblr.com/post/50212977608/need" target="_blank"&gt;itsjust-insanity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Need.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51191615085</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51191615085</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:28:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c21d7a43143ed58a2be43199913fde2/tumblr_mk6du2h2Ed1r04t5to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51188768555</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51188768555</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:50:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/874a26ca81063ad8b03b38abdb542bb2/tumblr_mmi8zdZE1g1s0d3jlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51185989969</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51185989969</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:13:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/964b710270732da7035a8821303f2787/tumblr_mmloceAFwv1qd6626o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51183262568</link><guid>http://straightn0chaser.tumblr.com/post/51183262568</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:35:10 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
